January 2012
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he forgot
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the butler did it
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trampoline!!!!!!
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is there a place where i can rent a baby for an hour or two
i just wanna poke their body parts and watch them laugh and roll around uselessly
babies who are metal only
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the-real-son:
when i grow up i wanna be red robin
okay damian
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the-real-son:
superboy is dreamy
okay damian
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the-real-son:
cassandra is the greatest batman that ever was and ever will be
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the-real-son:
trampoline!!!!!
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i require damian wayne’s attention
December 2011
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what i got people for christmas
alfred:
from my favorite shop in hong kong
damian:
warm cats are happy cats
tim:
it blows bubbles that i will pop for you
dick:
elephant underwear that has pretty eye lashes and a big smile just like you!
jason:
i forgot about crayons so i went into damian’s room and took his so that’s why the crayons i gave you are used so much.
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all the other kids were sitting on his lap and telling him what they wanted for christmas and taking pictures with elves what was I supposed to do, not sit on his lap and not tell him what I want for christmas and not take pictures with elves
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cassbat:
the-real-son:
#YEAH DAMIAN
If this Santa Claus were real he would have to stop at every house in microseconds.
Elves are not real.
What does he eat in the Arctic? The amount of produce that would have to be shipped in order to feed him and his workers would not go unnoticed.
A man cannot conceivably consume all the pastries that people leave out.
Reindeer....
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the-real-son:
#YEAH DAMIAN
If this Santa Claus were real he would have to stop at every house in microseconds.
Elves are not real.
What does he eat in the Arctic? The amount of produce that would have to be shipped in order to feed him and his workers would not go unnoticed.
A man cannot conceivably consume all the pastries that people leave out.
Reindeer. Cannot. Fly.
What sort of a...
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stormcloud:
if santa isn’t real then explain how i met him at the mall
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i watched star wars
so now jason and dick will think i’m cool
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November 2011
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alfred is putting bacon on this turkey
bacon
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can i be ballerina batman
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smallvillesuper replied to your photo: i can ride my bike there in four days! that looks…
don’t you have a jet?
i’m not allowed to fly our jet. i’m not good at it :(
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i really know bruce loves us so much even if he’s bad at showing it
and i think that card about him would make him sad if he saw so i’m gonna break the internet in the house and in the cars and the planes and in all his phones to make sure he doesn’t see it when he spies on our blogs. even the bat computer internet.
no one tell on me, i’m doing it because i love him a...
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jason tumblr lied i like you 100%
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